Clothing identity crisis

[deathpixie]

I'm wearing a skirt today. This is not an unusual thing, especially in the warmer months, and especially at work. And it's a very nice skirt. But there is one problem - my skirt is having an identity crisis. It seems to feel it should be a belt, or perhaps underwear. Which means that any kind of movement on my part requires me to yank the damn thing back down before my coworkers see more of me than anyone should without at least dinner or a few drinks first.