If you hear on the news...

[deathpixie]

...about a public servant who went crazy and held her co-workers hostage with nothing more than a stapler and a roll of sticky tape, that was me. I can't believe how boring this afternoon was. Stupid time differences...

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Just as long...

[redhawk.livejournal.com]

as it is a red Swingline stapler, and you have to mumble incoherently about burning the whole building down.

Those are _VITALLY_ important.

Redhawk

Re: Just as long...

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

Either that, or take a copier/fax machine out into a field and demolish it with baseball bats while playing "Damn, It Feels Good to Be A Gangsta".