What would your first thought be if you woke up next to me?

Firstly, I'd have to wonder, "Okay, now who is this?" cause I've only ever seen a few pictures of you. Once I figured out who you were, there'd probably be a panicked moment of "What the hell am I doing in bed with someone I've never met before offline on the wrong side of the fricking planet?!". After that... maybe a "woo-hoo!". *smirks*