Cyclist Humour

[deathpixie]

Care of [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] who sent me this link at work.

Includes the best 'how to stay alive whilst cycling on the road" summary:

If I had to boil it down to five rules, it'd be these:

- Watch out for drivers wearing hats.
- Watch out for big stupid 4WDs at school opening and closing times.
- Tradesmen can't drive for shit, but at least they don't hoon around like the kids do. (Apprentices, however... usually don't get to drive their boss's truck, thank goodness...)
- Things get really crazy when the moon is full, or at school holidays.
- If you see one dickhead on the road, there's always one more waiting around the corner.

Comments

It's "Learn Aussie Slang" time!

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

at least they don't hoon around like the kids do

What does "hoon" mean?

Re: It's "Learn Aussie Slang" time!

[deathpixie]

It means to drive around too fast and too loudly, acting like a moron.

I actually can't think of an American comparison...

All sound like good rules

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

decides to not bike anymore


*ever*

Re: All sound like good rules

[deathpixie]

Don't let the bastards win!

Re: All sound like good rules

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

lol
lol

was kidding-- grins-- will just keep an eye out for the strange and crazy people other than Me

Mwha!

[seraangel.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it. :) Actually found the link to it from Road to surfdom.

*grins* Which I will now go and post a link to in my journal.