Cyclist Humour
Mar. 5th, 2004 09:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deathpixieCare of [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] who sent me this link at work.
Includes the best 'how to stay alive whilst cycling on the road" summary:
If I had to boil it down to five rules, it'd be these:
- Watch out for drivers wearing hats.
- Watch out for big stupid 4WDs at school opening and closing times.
- Tradesmen can't drive for shit, but at least they don't hoon around like the kids do. (Apprentices, however... usually don't get to drive their boss's truck, thank goodness...)
- Things get really crazy when the moon is full, or at school holidays.
- If you see one dickhead on the road, there's always one more waiting around the corner.
Includes the best 'how to stay alive whilst cycling on the road" summary:
If I had to boil it down to five rules, it'd be these:
- Watch out for drivers wearing hats.
- Watch out for big stupid 4WDs at school opening and closing times.
- Tradesmen can't drive for shit, but at least they don't hoon around like the kids do. (Apprentices, however... usually don't get to drive their boss's truck, thank goodness...)
- Things get really crazy when the moon is full, or at school holidays.
- If you see one dickhead on the road, there's always one more waiting around the corner.
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Mwha!
Date: 2004-03-06 02:28 am (UTC)*grins* Which I will now go and post a link to in my journal.