1) Never let pride get in the way of a good drinking session. That's a good waste of time you could be spending with friends.
2) If a guy's carping on you for getting dressed, and you really want to go, tell him to sit his ass down, because it's either wait just a little bit or I'm going naked. If he's truly your friend, he will wait.
3) Never attempt to bluff anyone when it comes to matters like this. It will bite you in the ass in the end.
4) Oh, and bring protection. 'Cause if you drink like I do, things might get amorous. ^_^
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Tips on Pride and Drinking
Date: 2001-05-05 02:25 pm (UTC)2) If a guy's carping on you for getting dressed, and you really want to go, tell him to sit his ass down, because it's either wait just a little bit or I'm going naked. If he's truly your friend, he will wait.
3) Never attempt to bluff anyone when it comes to matters like this. It will bite you in the ass in the end.
4) Oh, and bring protection. 'Cause if you drink like I do, things might get amorous. ^_^