Fly-by survey thing on the way to watch TV...

I couldn't decide whether to make this serious or silly, so I'll leave that option open - answers can be serious, or completely silly. Answers in the replies.

*shakes head* Oh my, I'm in for it now...

1. My name:
2. Where did we meet?
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
4. How long have you known me?
5. How well do you know me?
6. Do I smoke?
7. Do I believe in God?
8. When you first saw me what was your impression?
9. My age:
10. Birthday:
11. Color hair:
12. Color eyes:
13. tall/average/short - fat/average/thin?
14. Do I have any siblings? If so, how many? And (bonus!) how many of them can you name?
15. (opposite or same sex) Have you ever had a crush on me?
16. (same sex) Have you ever been jealous of me?
17. What's one of my favorite things to do?
18. Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?
19. What's my favorite type of music?
20. What is the best feature about me?
21. Am I shy or outgoing?
22. Would you say I am funny?
23. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?
24. Any special talents?
25. Would you consider me a friend?
26. Would you call me preppy, slutty, a homie, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?
27. Have you ever seen me cry?
28. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?

Proper post tomorrow, when my brain's working. Working the court registry solo sucks.