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It's a sad thing indeed when the only way you can make sure you have something to do is to mail every council and other agency who uses PERIN to enforce fines in the state of Victoria and ask them to confirm their contact details.
I think my brain is about to start dribbling out of my ears.
What do I mean "start"? See, there it goes, oozing across the desk and into a puddle on the carpet, mixing with the staples that haven't made it to the rubbish bin. Excuse me a moment whilst I scoop it back up with my mug.
Ah, that's better. All secured with a band of sticky tape wrapped around my head. And a couple of paperclips, just to make sure...
Okay, yes, I have lost my mind. I can't help it, I'm so bored. Bored enough to drag out my resume and see if I can't make with the escape tunnel. *whistles the tune to "The Gerat Escape"* My resume is currently the equivalent of a rusty spoon, so the analogy is fitting. Oh for a nice shiny jackhammer... which would be some expertise in computers, I'm guessing. *grins*
I was going to think of a question to ask people, to answer here in my LJ so I'd have something other than emails from council workers. Only I got distracted by the brain ooze. Ah, there it is! I was going to do a variation of that meme I saw in [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s journals, the one about naming your favourite bits of yourself. With a bit of tweaking.
Name three things about yourself which you love, one physical, one personality-wise, and one strange. Post answers in the comments below.
There, that ought to stave off the office commando urges for a bit more. Remember, your replies will prevent a terrible tragedy here in the PERIN office - fail and you'll be reading in the papers tomorrow about the court clerk who finally cracked and ran amuck with a staple remover, a pad of multi-coloured post-its and a stapler.
I think my brain is about to start dribbling out of my ears.
What do I mean "start"? See, there it goes, oozing across the desk and into a puddle on the carpet, mixing with the staples that haven't made it to the rubbish bin. Excuse me a moment whilst I scoop it back up with my mug.
Ah, that's better. All secured with a band of sticky tape wrapped around my head. And a couple of paperclips, just to make sure...
Okay, yes, I have lost my mind. I can't help it, I'm so bored. Bored enough to drag out my resume and see if I can't make with the escape tunnel. *whistles the tune to "The Gerat Escape"* My resume is currently the equivalent of a rusty spoon, so the analogy is fitting. Oh for a nice shiny jackhammer... which would be some expertise in computers, I'm guessing. *grins*
I was going to think of a question to ask people, to answer here in my LJ so I'd have something other than emails from council workers. Only I got distracted by the brain ooze. Ah, there it is! I was going to do a variation of that meme I saw in [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s journals, the one about naming your favourite bits of yourself. With a bit of tweaking.
Name three things about yourself which you love, one physical, one personality-wise, and one strange. Post answers in the comments below.
There, that ought to stave off the office commando urges for a bit more. Remember, your replies will prevent a terrible tragedy here in the PERIN office - fail and you'll be reading in the papers tomorrow about the court clerk who finally cracked and ran amuck with a staple remover, a pad of multi-coloured post-its and a stapler.
