Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your jokes.

So, Phil and I went to the George Hotel's Trivia Night again last night. Got absolutely caned, as well. But one of the things about this rather unusual trivia night is that instead of team names, they ask for jokes. Dirty jokes. The most disgusting, un-PC, horrible jokes imaginable. And we need yours.

So, comment here or email me your really filthy jokes. I'm talking Army/fratboy quality here. Nothing cute and sweet, nothing overly lengthy (I have to write them down on the answer sheet since Phil doesn't do handwriting *grins*), the jokes that make you go "EW!" rather than laugh at first. Jokes I should probably warn people about, so they don't read the comments unscathed. Yes, _that_ bad.

We need a good one for next Monday, so have at it.