The things you find...

Going through old notebooks, and I unearthed the quotes from Auscon 2001 and 2002.

2001

"You don't need pants for alcohol!" - Rossi.

"I'm touching four ficcers!" - Rossi.
"Like when you stand in the corner of South Australia and can touch three states?" - Mouse Carcass.
"I'm in three states!" - Rossi.
"Drunk, happy and confused!" - Mel.

"If we go this way, we can see you ocelot." - Amanda Sichter.
"What, here?" - Dex.

"Mel has possessed feet." - Amanda.
"But I have angelic knees." - Mel.

"You can be the straight person." - Rossi to Loki's Rose.
"As opposed to all the slashers?" - Loki's Rose.

"I've got sensible knickers and insensible knickers." - Amanda.

"There's something really peaceful about wandering along the beach with your yabby pump." - Mel.

2002

"Loki's Rose really wants to find the Lord of the Rings universe and meet Pippin." - Amanda Sichter.
"But he's only three feet tall!" - Loki's Rose.
"Which makes him the perfect height." - Lynx.

"I'm just going to borrow Phil's since he has a bigger tube." - Seraph, on stripping down.

"Your horns tried to get up my skirt!" - Rossi to Amanda.

"I have to put my feet on!" - Seraph.

"Seraph, put your breasts back!" - Amanda (apparently Seraph had issues with misbehaving body parts that year...)

"How can you not like something that tastes like toothpaste?" - Loki's Rose.

"I can't even order pizza sober!" - Andraste.

"Amanda isn't a natural redhead, she has roots." - Mouse Carcass.
"On a regular basis." - Amanda (works better when you remember that 'root' in Australia means to have sex. Which is why "Roots: Canada" is so very wrong...)

"Will someone please, please, please take their pants off?" - Bounce.

"I couldn't imagine punching people. I'd need guns." Amanda. Also known as our very own Queen of Darkness. :)

"Incidentally, there are no quotes of me." - Diamonde.
"That's because you're not funny." - Mel.