This question never ceases to amuse me...

[deathpixie]

"I'm a vegetarian."

"You are? But what do you eat?!"

Well, I thought it would have been obvious. Babies roasted on a spit, of course. *snickers* Silly, silly meat-obsessed people who don't like vegetables...

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Speaking as a meat eater? Those babies are *tasty*, especially with a bit of chilli and a marinade and all...

[jbmcdragon.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I get that ALL THE TIME. Or, in my case, I get, "But you eat fish, right?" And I say, "no. If it was alive, I don't eat it." And, invariably, they say, "So, you eat fish?" And all I can think is, "..." which isn't much. ;-D

J