Show me your creativity!

[deathpixie]

So, last night during my guitar lesson John let me try out his slide, the brass cylinder you use to slide up and down the strings and make all sorts of cool blues-y sounding notes. Colour me most amused. Apparently I have an affinity for blues-type playing. So John has posed a challenge - find me a blues name. The rules are simple: first name is a medical condition, second is a fruit, third is a US president. So something like Blind Avocado Jefferson.

Off you go. :)