But I wanna be Nathan Dayspring!

[deathpixie]

Staring at the kitchen really hard has, alas, not resulted in me acquiring telekinesis and let me make myself scrambled eggs from the comfort of the couch. *pats the nice friendly couch who makes her sleep* So, I'm faced with the fact I'm going to have to crawl out from under the blanket nest and make food the old-fashioned way. *pouts* 'S not fair, I tell you.