"I am not the evil demon, I am the apple ninja." "Apple ninja?" "Yes. Uncle Harry says I am an apple ninja because whenever there are apples, I eat them up before he gets any." "And that makes you a ninja?" "No, the black ninja pajamas make me a ninja. They are the only things that I can wear that do not mean I am naked." "Harry bought you ninja pajamas?" "Oh, no, Miss Murphy. Mister Thomas got them for me from a lady he knows."
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Date: 2011-01-05 09:52 pm (UTC)(random dialog!)
"I am not the evil demon, I am the apple ninja."
"Apple ninja?"
"Yes. Uncle Harry says I am an apple ninja because whenever there are apples, I eat them up before he gets any."
"And that makes you a ninja?"
"No, the black ninja pajamas make me a ninja. They are the only things that I can wear that do not mean I am naked."
"Harry bought you ninja pajamas?"
"Oh, no, Miss Murphy. Mister Thomas got them for me from a lady he knows."