Ten Reasons I Hate Mel

Well, it was going to be ten, but I can't be arsed, so there will be as many as I can be bothered thinking of.

1) She calls me up and keeps me on the phone for hours until my ear gets sore.

2) She makes me laugh so much my sides ache.

3) She indulges my bouts of snark.

4) She makes me want to watch "The Goodies" again. And re-watch Phil's season one of "Press Gang".

5) She understands sarcasm and won't be offended at this at all. ;)