Back to reality

Back to work today - yesterday ended up being an inadvertant day off as I completely slept through my alarm and had Squidgy Stomach: Revenge of the Ulcer. It was worth it, however - best birthday party I've had in ages. :) Thanks also to all those who sent birthday wishes through various forms of media.

Now back to work, and to respond to the outstanding logs I've been staring stupidly at all yesterday. *wry*

Oh, and a brief PSA - my cell phone is, for the meantime, sans minutes and not working. I'll try and get it back up after payday on Thursday.

I found this funny...

...but then again, I like "legal" type humour. Strange but true laws:

*In Alaska it is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane in motion.

*In Alabama it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

*In California it is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.

*In West Virginia it is illegal to let your horse fall asleep in the airport.

*In Florida it is Illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

*In Maine it is Illegal to bite the landlord, no matter how much he deserves it.

*In Kentucky "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

*In British Columbia it is illegal to kill a sasquatch.

*In Guelph the city is classified as a no-pee zone.

*In Toronto you can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.

*In Montréal you may not park a car in such a way that it is blocking your own driveway.

*In Alberta it is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man

*In England any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.

*In Scotland it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow

*In Australia a life sentence is 200 years.

*In France, no pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.

*Italy: It is illegal to practice the profession of being a fraud.

*In Thailand, no one may step on any of the nation's currency.

*In Korea the eating of stray cats is illegal.

*In Singapore the sale of bubblegum is prohibited.