Third verse, same as the first...

Still sick. Took another day off work. Feel like warmed over arse and I've just cancelled my counselling apppointment. No-one wants to come near me in case I make them sick. And to really make me feel like a leper, I have a series of coldsores over one side of my mouth.

Fantastic.

If I'm still like this in the morning, it's the doctor's for me. Every time one symptom improves, I get another one.