Spam

[deathpixie]

I've been getting these regular spam emails from someone called MC (I'm pretty sure it's not the Mouse Carcass we know and love), with the subject header "Had kids yet?"

It's getting irritating.

Enough that I've had to educate my family (well, mainly my grandparents) about the sheer unlikelihood of me procreating, enough that I have to avoid baby conversations from my co-workers (one has a bun in the oven), but now my email's turned against me. Et tu, optusnet? Et tu?

Actually, I'm tempted to actually read what it has to offer. I have this image of someone trying to sell instant babies. Y'know, like sea monkeys - just add water and there you have your very own poop-factory.

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[msss.livejournal.com]

Speaking of instant things... I have decided that kid-targeted porridge is evil. There are things that don't go with oatmeal. Cookies and cream is one of them. The dinosaur eggs.... well, they leave me speechless! :)