Oxymorons and other fun things.
Nov. 11th, 2003 12:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deathpixieI've been getting spam lately telling me all the wonderful products that I can use to eliminate spam. Which strikes me as just really stupid. Then again, I'm also being offered products to make my non-existent penis grow to a size that would make the demons in "Legend of the Overfiend" reach for the extra pair of socks to stuff down the trousers, so who am I to judge the intelligence of spammers?
Last night's training was pretty good. I now have a new vocation - Crash Test Dummy. We've got a couple of people grading for black belt soon and one of them needed someone to demonstrate kata applications on, so I spent the evening having my arm twisted up behind my back and being tossed onto the floor, sans mats. After the grading I think I'll offer my services as Crash Test Dummy to the car manufacturers - it'll mean living in Sweden and wearing nothing but a lot of yellow stickers, but hey, who am I to stand in the way of what is surely a destined vocation?
Besides, it beats working at PERIN.
Last night's training was pretty good. I now have a new vocation - Crash Test Dummy. We've got a couple of people grading for black belt soon and one of them needed someone to demonstrate kata applications on, so I spent the evening having my arm twisted up behind my back and being tossed onto the floor, sans mats. After the grading I think I'll offer my services as Crash Test Dummy to the car manufacturers - it'll mean living in Sweden and wearing nothing but a lot of yellow stickers, but hey, who am I to stand in the way of what is surely a destined vocation?
Besides, it beats working at PERIN.
