Just in case you were curious...
Feb. 17th, 2005 09:08 pmThis review of Constantine seems to sum up the very little I've seen and the much I've heard about the movie. In space they may not be able to hear you scream, but in a crowded movie theatre there's no escape. It'll be a cold day in hell before I even consider seeing this thing - it sounds like not just a bloody awful adaptation of one of the more complex characters in comics, but just a bad movie over all.
Re: It's more than Keanu...
Date: 2005-02-18 10:46 pm (UTC)2. The Holy Shotgun has proven to be an excuse to use cool Matrix-like slow mo. It also bears the most accurate shot on the planet.
3. Nope, he's really a white kid.
I don't assume I know what you want. All I can tell you is that you've condemned the movie in your head without seeing it, which of course means it will not fail to disappoint you. Your mind is made up. I'm not even necessarily trying to dissuade you from it, I just wanted to make certain you recognized that if it starred someone other than a familiar and well-explored character, you might actually think it worth viewing.
And having just seen it, it's worth viewing. Not at that price - I paid $7 and I think that was fair. Are matinees cheaper over there than evening shows? Or IS that the cheap rate?