World Cup letters

[deathpixie]

Dear Ukranian population of Bloor West,

My, there are a lot of you, aren't there? I can tell, because you're all out on the street tonight or in your cars, honking horns and blowing whistles and waving flags and generally being gleeful about your World Cup win. Which is very well done, mind.

However, I do have to work in the morning and you're being noisy bastards. Please stop.

No love,

Me.

***

Dear Socceroos,

So close and yet so far. A valiant effort against Italy, guys.

Love,

Me.

Comments

[bittertwist.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, almost every sport game played has a population in Toronto, and there is always some team winning with the people spilling into the streets. Annoying, ain't it? I had to wade through a million hockey fans in the winter trying to get to the Greyhound station once.

Shaiyela