Good thing, bad thing...

[deathpixie]

Good thing: Today is [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s birthday! *muppetflails*

Bad thing: The subway sucks. It took nearly an hour to get to work today, which means I'll have to stay later.

Good thing: My hair looks fantastic today. And has done for a week now.

Bad thing: The red has faded out. *pouts*

Good thing: It's Friday! And [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] is crashing at our place tonight!

Bad thing: Still a bit nauseous. Stupid Fred.

Good thing: Death to the funk!

Comments

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

...the cats. they are STARING AT ME.

[ferox.livejournal.com]

THEY WANT YOUR SOOOOOUL!

[deathpixie]

Or possibly your nose. Those are tasty. ;)

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

They can have my nose as long as they take all the snot too. It's all runny.

[ferox.livejournal.com]

Mmmnose.

[deathpixie]

With my two? Entirely likely they would. They like eating used q-tips. *icks*

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

Are they kitties or goats?

[deathpixie]

They're weird, is what they are. Angel's taken to eating plastic, which means occasionally I get kitty puke to clean up. :P

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

Man, you should have just adopted sheep. That way they'd eat the weird stuff, but you'd also get wool for sweaters.


That's it! Next time they do something, threaten to make sweaters out of them. :D

[ferox.livejournal.com]

They've already threatened mittens and moccassins... apparently not working so much.

"We bring you q-tips because we looooove you!"

[deathpixie]

Ugh, at this stage I'm almost missing the eviscerated frogs Artie used to leave on the doorstep for me...

[ferox.livejournal.com]

Has the new wastebasket not been deterring them quite as much as hoped?

[deathpixie]

It is, I think. They're still not allowed in the bathroom 'cause of the toilet paper issue, but the new basket slows them down a bit at least.

I've also taken to splashing a handful of water on them when they start nosing around it. 'Cause I am a meanie.

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

They should shave one of them. Just to put the fear of god into them. Julio shaving Kyle's cat? BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Wear gardening gloves and a welder's jacket. >.>

[deathpixie]

Dex already threatens to turn them into mittens. Or stew. Or possibly both. Still, they get Benway to chew on tonight!

[ferox.livejournal.com]

nomnomnom...

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/nomnomnomno128391045611718750.jpg

[deathpixie]

*snickers* So tempted to get a pic if there is Banway-glomping by the cats, and make my own lolcat... "I can has X-Manson now plz?"