You want purple prose? I'll give you purple prose!

[deathpixie]

Ganked from [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], a reading from Silk and Steel, a really bad book by all accounts.

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[nute.livejournal.com]

It's like the love child of Bad Hemingway and the Song of Solomon.

Her breasts were like stalwart towers, proud against a wild frontier, encircled with barricades and minefields and barbed wire. Topped with fifty-caliber anti-aircraft cannons, belt-fed and air-cooled. A fortress as impregnable as her heart. That means no one could get in, for it was impregnable. You could not pregn it.

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

...wow. That's almost enough to make me not like boobs.

But not quite.