"I waited 3 years to get this job. I've got an Arts degree."

[deathpixie]

My task for the afternoon:

Take several white and yellow pads of lined paper.

Write the numbers 1-50 on the top left corner. 6 bundles of white, 3 of yellow.

Hole punch three holes down the side for a three-hole binder.

Present to Alvin.

I swear, where's a useless work experience student when you need them? Oh, right, fired.

I swear, this is the most meaningless task, ever. If you have something more meaningless, mention it in the comments so I can be entertained and don't stab out my eyes with a pen.

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[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

Real reason: I know all the gossip
Funny reason: He was totally freaked out that I could get into any computer in the office and demanded that I check in with his secretary if I went into his office to fix something, and sign a 'time in, time out' paper. You know, in case, I, uh... stole a mouse or something?